Because I didn't win any medals at this years games, I've decided to take drastic action as protest. *Blows up Roman and Mowgli*.
Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.
[quote:37e0e351a6="Garner"]Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.[/quote:37e0e351a6] And why is it called Pants if you only have one? Shouldn't it be 1 Pant, 2 Pants? Guess that's just how some things are.
[quote:48a45b3d21="TheJackal"][quote:48a45b3d21="Garner"]Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.[/quote:48a45b3d21] And why is it called Pants if you only have one? Shouldn't it be 1 Pant, 2 Pants? Guess that's just how some things are.[/quote:48a45b3d21] You wear a pair of pants not a pant :wink:
[quote:f829b80b8c="Garner"]Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.[/quote:f829b80b8c] Not to mention the kinds of use you could put a swordfish to.
Ouch !! I would actually recommend octopusses in close combat, they're long, sticky AND slimey, and they have nasty beaks that nip like hell...
[quote:d3f458466b="Hsing"]Did you ever try to wrestle an octopuss into light armor? No, no.[/quote:d3f458466b] Ever try that with a swordfish ? I rest my case :cooler:
[quote:3d6d9307dc="MyNameIsNobody"][quote:3d6d9307dc="TheJackal"][quote:3d6d9307dc="Garner"]Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.[/quote:3d6d9307dc] And why is it called Pants if you only have one? Shouldn't it be 1 Pant, 2 Pants? Guess that's just how some things are.[/quote:3d6d9307dc] You wear a pair of pants not a pant :wink:[/quote:3d6d9307dc] Yes, that's my point: it's called a pair of pants, even though there's only the one. Each leg should be called a pant, as both together give you a pair of pants!
[quote:473d33a7ec="Garner"]Why is the trout the standard smacking fish of the internet? i mean, if you think about it, a Tuna is a lot bigger. much more heft.[/quote:473d33a7ec] Tuna is the Claymore of piscine armoire. Trout is preferred for street combat, being lighter and easier to conceal on one's person. If one's person doesn't mind having a medium-size cold fish concealed on it... edited to add: Both swordfish and octopi have their uses as well! However, in a lot of places, carrying them requires a license.
Personally I prefer the throwing star fish, and in a tight corner gold fish are always a help... portable, bright shiny objects to distract the enemy while you make your escape. I protest at my lack of success at these games I blame the coaching staff and the food. I reckon I was deliberately food poisoned in order to sabotage my performance.
[quote:66a8b2426a="Garner"]Because I didn't win any medals at this years games, I've decided to take drastic action as protest. *Blows up Roman and Mowgli*.[/quote:66a8b2426a] Wait in line, you.
I would also like to protest. Please stop giving me medals, my poor Bunny can hardly see any more. Thank you.
**Bunny hops up and tries to nibble a lump of katcal-meat, and can't because of all his medals. Poor Bunny.**
I won a medal this weekend. Most Likely to Write a Bestseller in the school Academy Awards. Twelve years of nonstop reading finally pays off.
I would say Yay ! or Congratulations ! but I'm busy picking up strewn pieces of my own guts... Damn you Garner !
[quote:b1abe483f1="spiky"]Personally I prefer the throwing star fish, and in a tight corner gold fish are always a help... portable, bright shiny objects to distract the enemy while you make your escape. I protest at my lack of success at these games I blame the coaching staff and the food. I reckon I was deliberately food poisoned in order to sabotage my performance.[/quote:b1abe483f1] Getting back to the fish subject, I have an exclusive video of a new humans vs. fish battle. Looks like the fish won, again. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-760820435866344019
[quote:6756c9830a="Garner"]*condems roman to collecting katcal's guts for them*[/quote:6756c9830a] *sends his cats to "collect" the guts* A wonderful saving on cat food.
I wish to protest the Boardonwealth Games because I just missed them [i:ce88792506]all[/i:ce88792506]. It's been great fun reading the event threads. With my pathetic typing speed I wouldn't have had much of a chance at any medal winning so I guess its just as well. :lol:
[quote:b608635691="TamyraMcG"]I wish to protest the Boardonwealth Games because I just missed them [i:b608635691]all[/i:b608635691]. It's been great fun reading the event threads. With my pathetic typing speed I wouldn't have had much of a chance at any medal winning so I guess its just as well. :lol:[/quote:b608635691] that and the fact that Kat seemed to win them all and then didn't have the common decency to at least have a pillow fight with me!
