Man applies to be a planet

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Marcia, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Marcia

    Marcia Executive Onion

  2. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    gosh I hope that's true.
     
  3. Electric_Man

    Electric_Man Templar

    Best story I've ever read on a monday morning.
     
  4. OmKranti

    OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Fantastic.
     
  5. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    That's great! :D I think something that would force a proper look at what constitutes a planet would be a good idea. I'd like to see a decision on Pluto.
     
  6. Hsing

    Hsing Moderator Staff Member

    ...and the bit about the cats. :D I don't even want to know wether there are tides...
     
  7. janible

    janible New Member

    Well, perhaps if both of his "moons" are on one side of him, he finds himself mysteriously drawn into the kitchen! :)
     
  8. Hsing

    Hsing Moderator Staff Member

    Good reply... :D
     
  9. Rincewind

    Rincewind Number One Doorman Staff Member

    That guy rocks.
     
  10. colonesque10

    colonesque10 New Member

    What a class story, that man has far too much time on his hands. Still very funny though. :D

    The last sentance:
    made me cry with laughter. :lol:
     
  11. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    That was one cool article.
     
  12. Smoking_GNU

    Smoking_GNU New Member

    This guy's got b*lls (possibly an unusual formation constructed by ancient aliense, as in the famous face on mars).

    "I like him, he's silly"
     
  13. Naiad

    Naiad New Member

    pluto is to important to be "let go" its also too cute...anywho this was really funny and i am now obsessed with this website... or "Webamagraph" :D
     
  14. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Smoking Gnu, just so you know, there's no need to censor out words on this website. :)
     
  15. Smoking_GNU

    Smoking_GNU New Member

    I know. I just dont whant to appear overly crass, what with me being new here and all. Just want to make a good impression.
     
  16. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    No problem, just wasn't sure if you were aware of it. Thanks for making an effort, by the way. :)
     
  17. Deathinapinkboa

    Deathinapinkboa New Member

    I must say, that is simply beautiful. Is the factual or satirical? I had rather a hard time telling. Regardless, it is quite amazing. I must admit that I am slightly frighten that we live in a world where there is doubt as to whether this is fact or fiction.
     
  18. Marcia

    Marcia Executive Onion

    If he didn't really make the application, it is satirical. If he did make the application, it is still satirical. So it really doesn't matter.
     
  19. Pixel

    Pixel New Member

    It suddenly occured to me - now we can say it -

    SCUNTHORPE!

    :)
     
  20. Smoking_GNU

    Smoking_GNU New Member

    :?: HUH!!!!! :?:
     
  21. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Think of it this way: Which word is hiding in Scunthorpe? Think of words that would normally be blocked by a word filter.
     
  22. Rincewind

    Rincewind Number One Doorman Staff Member

    'UNTHOR?'
     
  23. colonesque10

    colonesque10 New Member

    Wash your mouth out with soap Rinso..... :)
     
  24. Smoking_GNU

    Smoking_GNU New Member

    OOOOOH!!!

    Coming from a south african background we never use this word; we have our own equivalent which i will not utter here.
     
  25. Marcia

    Marcia Executive Onion

    Saltwater!
     
  26. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    They said Scunthorpe and saltwater!

    ::sniggers:: :badgrin:
     

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