If you get it right, you supply the next one. I'll start us off: "I'm not a dictator, I just have a grumpy face"
"When I approach a child, he inspires in me two sentiments; tenderness for what he is, and respect for what he may become."
Well, I'll post one then: A very wise one. "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something"
Plato "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Herm Albright Quote: "Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down."
Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill (It made me laugh, so I looked it up) "Feminists encourage women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practise witchcraft, become lesbians and destroy Capitalism"
Pat Robertson, preacher and former US Presidential candidate. (makes George Dobya look like a little bit fundamentalist christian...)
Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote: "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society"
Okay fine copy my answer and pretends it yours. (no, really it's fine. *sniff, sniff*) Jon Stewart. now mine: "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
Homeland Defense Secretary Tom Ridge - Good to see your safe and secure in the US... billions in defense spending but your relying on a dog
Fact of the day: This joke wasn't in the script. The voice actor accidentally mis-spelt the word and they kept it in.
Someone needs to get out more and not watch the 100th rerun of the Simpsons... But I love the quote: I sing it to my students Along with: I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones, bones, bones mmm chicken
We seemed to have drifted slightly. Any-hoo, here's my quote: "War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
