The Question Game

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Orrdos, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. Faerie

    Faerie New Member

    My money tree, it just started flowering.

    Why does 6am have to be so cold?
     
  2. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    It's still hurt from breaking up with noon.

    What use is the naked mole rat?
     
  3. Faerie

    Faerie New Member

    Sidekick... of a sidekick.

    Don't you watch Kim Possible?
     
  4. Toaf

    Toaf New Member

    No, but I used to.

    How annoying are perfect, beautiful, blonde teen couples?

    Edited for spelling.
     
  5. Kat_in_the_Hat

    Kat_in_the_Hat New Member

    Very annoying. Especially when one or both of them is fake.

    What horrible things can we do to people who dye their hair?
     
  6. Bob

    Bob New Member

    Replace the dye with immac ..

    Why don't people like rats ?

    ~BoB~
     
  7. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    they carry diseases and have nice ickle claws and crawl up peoples trouser legs and make grandmothers scream and stand on chairs through a very big and heavy locked door (yes this has happened)

    Have you ever tried highland dancing?
     
  8. sleepy_sarge

    sleepy_sarge New Member

    But of course! My contribution to an Eightsome Reel has been known to leave a spectacular trail of destruction in it's wake.

    Is it true what they say about Dixie?
     
  9. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    Well if you can't believe 'they' who can you believe?

    no that wan't the question

    have you ever attempted sky diving off a lamp-post?
     
  10. QuothTheRaven

    QuothTheRaven New Member

    No, The Parachute would not have time to open.

    How does the person who came up with: "I Think, Therefore I am." Explaine 90% of humanity?
     
  11. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Figments of his imagination.

    I can never remember, was it Descartes or Sartre?
     
  12. Freya

    Freya New Member

    Neither, it was Hume.

    What is the stuff that's welded to the bottom of my oven? ...or rather, as it's mostly carbon now, what [b:774422dc06]was[/b:774422dc06] it?
     
  13. Saccharissa

    Saccharissa Stitcher

    Pixies.

    Who cleft the devil's foot and how did John Donne find out about it?
     
  14. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    The dancing pumpkin and John Donne found out because foot (no matter what it belongs to), when not attached to the body...will invariably smell like rotten flesh

    When was the last time you drew a tree?
     
  15. Faerie

    Faerie New Member

    I believe this is the last tree i drew. Those are actually frogs and the orange one wants the pink one to say no because the pink frog is on steroids and thats why he doesn't look quite as froggish as the orange one. Also it was on YIM Doodle which can be hard to draw on.

    Edit:Forgot to ask a question.

    Have you ever seen a frog on steroids before?
     
  16. Hermia

    Hermia New Member

    Possibly. It was on something, but I can't guarantee it was steroids.
    Actually, it might have just been a lily-pad.

    If you could only do one more thing today, what would it be?
     
  17. Bob

    Bob New Member

    Take over the world Mwah ha ha

    If you could fly, where would you go ?
     
  18. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    I'd go up. Down is for pussies.

    Is it possible to be sick twice in 1 month?
     
  19. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    'Fraid so.

    Have you seen Dr. Strangelove, or how I stopped fearing and learned to love the Bomb?
     
  20. Bob

    Bob New Member

    Not recently

    How many questions have been asked so far ?
     
  21. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    About 200 on this board.

    Do you find it difficult to think of a question when you have a really good answer?
     
  22. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Yes, often!

    Why is it so difficult to work hard?
     
  23. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    Because work is hard enough already without trying...

    SHould I take my black pants to the work love in? Only the big questions in life.
     
  24. Bob

    Bob New Member

    I'm not sure I understand the question, but black pants sound good anyway :)

    The Computer is your friend, do you trust the computer ?
     
  25. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    No, it has plans to take over my greenhouse.

    What does it plan on doing with my greenhouse?
     
  26. Hermia

    Hermia New Member

    It plans on transforming it into a cyber-disco, where it can meet lots of pretty computeresses.

    Eyore or Tigger?
     
  27. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Eeyore, because I get enough of Tigger-like behaviour at home! Then again...

    How can someone be like both Eeyore *and* Tigger?
     
  28. Freya

    Freya New Member

    With carefully dosed levels of various prescription drugs. I can give you the recipe, if you'd like. :rolleyes:

    Why does Jerry keep trying to jump out of his tank?
     
  29. Kat_in_the_Hat

    Kat_in_the_Hat New Member

    Because Jerry yearns for the happy days of his homeland.

    Where is Jerry's homeland?
     
  30. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    shiwyboid

    where is shiwyboid?
     
  31. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    On the East end on Boingboing two lights past the McDonald's

    Are sunspots signs of the sun's age?
     
  32. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Yes - adolescence.

    Why can't I type today?
     
  33. sleepy_sarge

    sleepy_sarge New Member

    You can!! You did!! see?

    [quote:421b0f5ca5="Buzzfloyd"] today[/quote:421b0f5ca5]

    Is there [i:421b0f5ca5]really[/i:421b0f5ca5] a typo fairy?
     
  34. Freya

    Freya New Member

    Yes. ...and she always carries a bag of crumbs, various unknown sticky substances, a flask of coffee and numerous illegible replacement keys.

    Why is it that whenever you're hunting for something and empty a drawer or wardrobe, you can never fit all the stuff back in?
     
  35. redneck

    redneck New Member

    The only answer is that it's Quantum.

    Am I obnoxious?
     
  36. Bob

    Bob New Member

    not always

    have you ever shaved your pubes ?
    :)
     
  37. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    Once

    Did you really want that question answered?
     
  38. sleepy_sarge

    sleepy_sarge New Member

    Only to effect a subject change - so thanks!

    If you were a pirate,what would your pirate nickname be?
     
  39. redneck

    redneck New Member

    Long John Black Beard Pegleg Patcheye Hook (it's off a song I used to love, it's a pansy pirate that just wants to sing and dance with his bright little shiny pants)

    It would either be that or Nasty Nate. That's what several of my friends called me.

    Did you take my silver buckle slippers?
     
  40. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    Yes. YAR HAR HAR!

    If you planted a 400 pound obeject that was found, would you plant a 500 pound object in the same spot?
     
  41. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    why would I hide it? I would much rather keep it :p

    If you sold the object for 500 pounds, what would you spend the money on?
     
  42. Cynical_Youth

    Cynical_Youth New Member

    A Line 6 Spider Guitar Amp.

    What TV show did you watch last night?
     
  43. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    I don't watch tv in this country... yes lah*, it's [i:ee7df4cd5f]that[/i:ee7df4cd5f] bad.

    Where is my head?




    *Singlish, local dialect...don't ask
     
  44. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    I've got it, here.

    How does Brad manage to move such heavy objects?
     
  45. Bob

    Bob New Member

    He uses a forklift

    What is that smell ?

    ~B:wink:B~
     
  46. Delphine

    Delphine New Member

    Tis the sweet smell of success.

    What is sweeter - revenge or irony?
     
  47. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    It is my lovely foccacia pizza and my evil dirty oven.

    Do you like fresh or canned mushrooms?
     
  48. mowgli

    mowgli New Member

    To Delphine: Irony, definitely. Revenge has a bitter-burp aftertaste.

    To TamyraMcG: Pickled mushrooms all the way :)

    How can I change the thingie under my name from "Member" to something more interesting?
     
  49. queenynci

    queenynci New Member

    post another 865 times!



    who put the 'ram' in ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
     
  50. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    Same guy that put the bop in the bop-shebop-shebop.

    Who was that man?
     
  51. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    The one with the speach impediment...

    When will the day end?
     
  52. QuothTheRaven

    QuothTheRaven New Member

    At midnight.
    (Unless you are one of those people who thinks that the day starts at dawn, in which case the day would end at dawn.)

    Do you think that the day begins at dawn?
     
  53. Saccharissa

    Saccharissa Stitcher

    No, the day begins at the morning coffee.

    Should I stay or should I go?
     
  54. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    If you go there will be trouble. If you stay it will be double. Knowing you, you should stay.

    Can I dance if I want to, and not leave your friends behind?
     
  55. sleepy_sarge

    sleepy_sarge New Member

    Only if you are dancing very close to my friend's behind. (and for a lot of my friends this is not a recommended activity).

    Men with hats or men without hats?
     
  56. queenynci

    queenynci New Member

    Without- especially if you have long hair!


    What [b:815ee69432]is[/b:815ee69432]the way to Amarillo?
     
  57. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    Two left turns past the Armadillo.

    Are we not men?!
     
  58. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    I'm certainly not...The name is a bit of a give-a-way really (as are other things but we shan't go into human anatomy here)

    Is it just me or does this smilie :cooler: (is this new because I swear I don't remember it :S) look a little shady?
     
  59. Delphine

    Delphine New Member

    It is new, I think, I don't remember it either. I think it's replaced one of them...

    BUT WHICH ONE!?

    And is it really cooler than cool? 8)

    Oh, hang on, I've just realised which one it's replaced... the arrow? :arrow:

    Hooray!
     
  60. fairyliquid

    fairyliquid New Member

    you just answered your question delphine...care to ask another?

    (oh and kudos to the smarty pamts in the first row :cooler: I never would have gotten that)
     

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