Theocratic Reorganization

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Garner, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. Ba

    Ba Lord of the Pies Staff Member

    [quote:82d2fc251e="Angua_rox"]I've always been strongly attatched to my organs.[/quote:82d2fc251e]

    That's what the knives are for.
     
  2. edster

    edster New Member

    [quote:01b0c29573]the official cake of the church of garner is Bananna bread with walnuts and lots of bananananas. [/quote:01b0c29573]

    i don't like walnuts
     
  3. Angua_rox

    Angua_rox New Member

    [quote:569f2275ec="Ba"][quote:569f2275ec="Angua_rox"]I've always been strongly attatched to my organs.[/quote:569f2275ec]

    That's what the knives are for.[/quote:569f2275ec]

    Ah, of course.
    Sharp knives, I hope?
     
  4. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Blunt is more fun... well, not for everyone of course.
     
  5. Angua_rox

    Angua_rox New Member

    [i:c5295d62d7]In[/i:c5295d62d7]deed.
     
  6. randywine

    randywine Member

    If anyone wants to suggest an original (not dessert ) pie filling - i will create it, cook it , photograph it, post the photograph then eat it (the pie not the photo)*
    (no dog-poo and parsley recipes please :( )

    Randywine

    * I really have too much time on my hands.
     
  7. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    lemonade is not carbonated. lemonade is freshly squeezed lemons, water, and sugar. sometimes there's a bit of grape juice added, which makes it pink.
     
  8. Faerie

    Faerie New Member

    You mean there are no pink lemons? :shock:
     
  9. QuothTheRaven

    QuothTheRaven New Member

    [quote:06453f7374="Garner"]sometimes there's a bit of grape juice added, which makes it pink.[/quote:06453f7374]
    I did not know Pink lemonade had grape juice in it. I thought it just had pink food coloring.
     
  10. Bradthewonderllama

    Bradthewonderllama New Member

    [quote:b1c969eb27="Garner"]lemonade is not carbonated. lemonade is freshly squeezed lemons, water, and sugar. sometimes there's a bit of grape juice added, which makes it pink.[/quote:b1c969eb27]

    I was just wondering HOW English you've been becoming ;-)
     
  11. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    [quote:40759b3935="Bradthewonderllama"][quote:40759b3935="Garner"]lemonade is not carbonated. lemonade is freshly squeezed lemons, water, and sugar. sometimes there's a bit of grape juice added, which makes it pink.[/quote:40759b3935]

    I was just wondering HOW English you've been becoming ;-)[/quote:40759b3935]

    With that beard all he needs to add is smoking a pipe and he'll be more english than the english :cooler:
     
  12. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    The day I admit Garner has become English, I shall admit to being French.


    NEVER, I TELLS Y'ALL, NEVEEEEEEEEEERRRR !



    Also, pepperoni is not a valid sausage-based lifeform, it is merely a pizza dressing.
     
  13. Ba

    Ba Lord of the Pies Staff Member

    Pepperoni is a perfectly good dry salame.
     
  14. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Exactly. Pizza dressing. Dry sausages ain't sausages.
     
  15. OmKranti

    OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Does Ba consider pizza "pie" or "sub-catagory-of-pie"?
     
  16. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    :shock: Pizza ??? a kind of... pie ??????? :shock: **faints**
     
  17. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    I have experienced dozens of sorts of sausage, some is better then others but to say there is only one that deserves the name, well I only wish I could try some of that stuff. I am going to see my sister, she went to England when she was in college so maybe she can tell me about real English sausage.

    According to Dean Martin, pizza is a pie. :D
     
  18. Pixel

    Pixel New Member

    [quote:40b48d127d="TamyraMcG"]I have experienced dozens of sorts of sausage, some is better then others but to say there is only one that deserves the name, well I only wish I could try some of that stuff. I am going to see my sister, she went to England when she was in college so maybe she can tell me about real English sausage.

    According to Dean Martin, pizza is a pie. :D[/quote:40b48d127d]

    [quote:40b48d127d="Dean Martin"]"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
    That's amore!"
    [/quote:40b48d127d]

    (There should probably be an accent on there, or maybe different spelling - I don't speak/read/write Italian (and he sang it rather than wrote it, but I don't know how to fiddle with the board software to change that!))

    Real English sausage must have a large proportion of cereal-based content - bread is a common factor - it also gives rise to the old joke (which PTerry has modified in at least one book) about the sausage-maker in financial difficulties who can't make both ends meat - think phonetically.
     
  19. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    "Real" english sausage having a lot of breadcrumbs is true for some, but there are some amazingly delicious full-meat sausages out there...

    French sausages contain about 85% fat and gristle.

    German frankfurters (at least the industrial type) contain a large percentage of plasma.

    Things like black pudding and other yucky things are made of cooked blood. Yuckity yuck.

    Here is a non-extensive list of sausage types.

    There is only one true sausage. This is not negociable.
     

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